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darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

smileharlequin:

Arkham Origins:
Joker meets Harleen Quinzel

Dr. Q: “Welcome to Blackgate. We’re just going to do a quick psychological evaluation. Bad day, huh? Cops in this city. Always beatin’ on the weak and defenseless.”

J: “Tell me something dear, have you ever had a really bad day?”

Dr. Q: “And what do you mean by that?”

J: “You of all people should know-There’s nothing so cruel as memory. The pointy, bitey little thunderbolts. Unwanted party crashers, screamers through your synapses. Inescapable…unrelenting…not at all friendly. You can’t even escape into madness! And then you meet someone who changes your life_ And you feel that you don’t even know who you are anymore. Isn’t it funny how one little encounter can cleave off little pieces of your past, deform your memories and persona until you rethink your whole identity- and as you realize how foolish it all is - your laughter reverberates off the walls of your own emptiness.”

Dr.Q: “Ohhhkkkkay…I’m gonna need more specifics. How about we try some word association?”

J: “That sounds…delightful.”

Dr.Q: “Acceptance.”

J:”Now that’s a little trite, isn’t it? “

Dr.Q: “Look..I’m only doing this to help you. Let’s try this again. Acceptance.”

J: “My favorite stage.”

—————////////////—————

Dr.Q: “Fate.”

J: “You want to know something funny? I used to think of fate as evil- predetermined- not by some higher power, but by the rules of human nature. But tonight, that’s all changed.”

Dr.Q: “What’s changed?”

J: “Have you ever had the feeling that your entire life has been building towards this one moment?”

Dr.Q: “Is that how you feel?”

J: “Well now, yes. Now I realize that all the battles, the bad days, the brutalities- it was all the hand of Fate at work.”

Dr.Q: “So now you see fate differently?”

J: “Absolutely. Now I understand, there are no chance encounters. It was all meant to be. Everything leading up to who I’ve met tonight!”

Dr.Q: “So you’ve met someone special?”

J: “Yes. And you might say it’s changed everything.”

Dr.Q: “Everything?”

J: “Absolutely! I mean, do you realize what a vile world we live in? How lonely it is to wade through all the wretch and filth on your own?”

Dr.Q: “It is kind of lonely, isn’t it?”

J: “Of course. Of course! You understand! Even in the crowd of other screwballs, you’re so alone that you can kick, claw, yell, scream at the top of your lungs- and no one cares. It’s like you don’t even exist.”

Dr.Q: “And how does that make you feel?”

J: “I feel…I feel adrift- floating- like someone’s pulled the stopper on my reality and I’m sucked down the drain into something new. It’s all very exciting really. You wouldn’t know what that feels like, I’m sure. “

Dr.Q: “I…I might-actually. Can you tell me more about how this person makes you feel?”

J: “It’s like meeting someone I can actually relate to..which, believe me, dear, I’ve never felt before. You understand. You’re someone who’s not afraid to let go- and fall. Free falling. And I didn’t pack a chute. Do you know what I mean?”

Dr.Q: “Yes. Yes I do!”

J: “I figured you would.”

Dr.Q: “So…may I ask- who is this person?”

J: “Someone very, very special, but whose real name I don’t even know yet.”

Dr.Q: “My names Harleen. Harleen Quinzel.”

J: “What a pretty name! Do your friends call you Harley?”

Dr.Q: “Oh. I don’t have a lot of friends.”

J: “Well Harley, you have one now.”

(I could not get this scene out of my head for the longest time.)

fussyfangss:

riding-tigers-into-battle:

congalineofdurin:

alittlebitpessimistic:

azalea-in-time:

ziamlevinestylinson:

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking

We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play

Reblogging for relevance-

I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends. 

We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.

There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.

He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.

There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’. 

I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.

We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us!

reblogging because ‘tis the season.

Reblogging bc I lived this for the last 4 years and I dreaded it
I volunteered at a fire department’s haunted house and let me tell you: the teenagers and kids cautiously crept around the obvious firefighters but screamed and hit and kicked the younger actors
THE RULES ARE CLEARLY DISPLAYED IN SVERAL PLACES ON THE PREMISES AND ARE ILLUMINATED AT ALL TIMES LIKE FOLLOW THEM DAMN IT

as a haunter this is so fucking important. YOU’RE PAYING US TO DO THIS

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